OK. OK. We know. Predicting Oscar winners is about as creative
and necessary an endeavor as knitting sweaters for a dog. Sure,
it’s something you can do, but it’s not something you
need to do ““ let alone something you
necessarily should do. But, if you must, think of us as the odd
but lovable old lady who lives down the street and just gets a kick
out of dressing up her male standard poodle ““ ironically
named Princess ““ and parading him down the street for all to
see. We know we didn’t have to, and maybe we shouldn’t
have, but we did it anyway. What can we say? We’re a little
kooky. And we thought, much like catching sight of Princess in his
pink angora sweater, you just might not be able to look away.
Compiled by dB senior staff Sommer Mathis, Jake Tracer,
Andrew Lee, Justin Scott, Johanna Davy, Andy Etzkorn, and Francis
Sun