Ben Lee Handler Handler is a fifth-year student of English and bootycology. E-mail him at [email protected]. The rash covering your groin appeared two days ago, and it shows no signs of clearing up any time soon. Read more...

  Doug Lief Lief is a fourth-year English student. If you or any of your relatives can give a young comedy writer his big break, e-mail him at [email protected]. Read more...

Recently, the International Olympic Committee decided Beijing, China, will host the 2008 Olympics. While some believe this offers China an opportunity to become more integrated with the international community, others disagree with the decision because of China’s human rights record. Read more...

Like any other day, I walked onto campus, crossing through the sculpture garden toward the North Campus eatery by Rolfe and Campbell Halls, where I passed three Daily Bruin kiosks. Read more...

EDITORIAL BOARD Editor in Chief  Timothy Kudo Managing Editor  Michael Falcone Viewpoint Editor  Cuauhetmoc Ortega Staff Representatives  Kelly Rayburn  Amanda Fletcher  Marcelle Richards  Michaele Turnage Editorial Board Assistants  Maegan Carberry  Edward Chiao   Unsigned editorials represent a majority opinion of the Daily Bruin Editorial Board. Read more...

  Ben Shapiro Shapiro is a second-year philosophy student bringing reason to the masses. E-mail him at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Ben Shapiro Trade can’t buy the U.S. Read more...

Have you ever had a strange day? I know I just did. It started off with my usual trip to the parking kiosk adjacent Lot 8. Read more...