Doug Lief Lief is a fourth-year English student who dreams of electric sheep. Contact him at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Doug Lief In the present, UCLA is a post-apocalyptic nightmare world where its denizens fight for existence on a daily basis. Read more...

  Karren Lane Lane is the 2001-2002 Undergraduate Students Association Council President. On behalf of the Undergraduate Students Association Council, I would like to welcome you to UCLA! Read more...

Walker is an assistant professor in the political science department and was the recipient of last year’s Distinguished Teaching Award. You can e-mail him at [email protected]. Read more...

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If you could change one thing about your UCLA experience, what would it be and why? Joshua Silberman Computer science “I’d like to see more respect for the arts at this university. Read more...

  Mike Hansen Hansen is a political science and history major. Sooner or later you will succumb to his views. Send your objections to [email protected]. Oh where, oh where has my vice president gone? Read more...

  Ariana Brookes Brookes is a third-year English student who knows that Diet Coke is the drink of champions. E-mail her at [email protected]. Click Here for more articles by Ariana Brookes UCLA is like a science experiment in which you discover that oil and water just don’t mix. Read more...