Wednesday, February 11, 1998 Creating your own fun anywhere on campus CAMPUS: Overcome the drudgery of school by heeding these clever tips By Alon Frydman "So you see, it is the actual existence of the lac operon in the DNA of the Caribbean cockatoo which allowed it to act as an instigating element in the conflict between Westside macaws and Eastside macaws, finally culminating in today’s unrest." If this is anything close to what you hear in your classes, then I’m sure you’re either daydreaming or trying to think of something better to do with your time. Read more...

Wednesday, February 11, 1998 PGA has right to establish standard rules of play Giving special privileges is not sport’s obligation By Matthew Gever One of the rules of the Professional Golf Association (PGA) is that players are required to walk the course while participating in a tournament. Read more...

Wednesday, February 11, 1998 Letters LETTERS Foes irk village While reading Rachel Munoz’s Feb. 4 article "Duet cited for illegally cutting footloose," I kept thinking that the story had to be a prelude to an April Fool’s joke. Read more...

Tuesday, February 10, 1998 United States should terrorize terrorists TERRORISM Superiority of firepower affords U.S. many retaliatory options Two thousand years ago, robbers ambushed a traveler. Read more...

Tuesday, February 10, 1998 Letters LETTERS Avoid war with Iraq The United States is ready for a massive military attack on the country of Iraq. Men will die, women will die, and children will die. Read more...

Tuesday, February 10, 1998 Do you dare to dance? SEX Westwood elders force strict ordinance on restless college students It is with great sadness and shame that I recount a grievous sin committed in Westwood the other night. Read more...

Tuesday, February 10, 1998 Thumbs up/Thumbs down THUMBS Free legal aid from Berkeley Thumbs up to UC Berkeley’s Boalt Hall for establishing a free International Human Rights Law Clinic. Read more...